asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

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asterkallium:

asterkallium:

asterkallium:

piplup grain entrapment

piplup cares a lot about his work

piplup reports on the company’s finances. layoffs are inevitable.

piplup takes a sick day

piplup considers some jorts

piplup forgives his father.

piplup goes grocery shopping

piplup jumps your battery

piplup lights the menorah

piplup sees the pale blue dot

piplup catsits

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

fearthefuzzybear:

coughloop:

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

chastyre:

mierac:

greyduckgreygoose:

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

I desperately need to go to the seaside for 6 months for my health.

#nobody these days has any respect for a delicate constitution 😒#why is no one captivated by me i am literally a sickly pale artist who is prone to fainting and loves flowers and poetry#i need to have a tragic romance and then die of something absurd like too much rain (via @guinevereslancelot)

laylaisthename:

swordyarts:

#artists

charlottan:

charlottan:

Hatesune Meanku

greek chorus

khalifaziz:

mossiestpiglet:

captain-lovelace:

captain-lovelace:

How do I tell people that sometimes if you turn your shipping brain off you can interact with media better

Like I hate to say it but if you can’t engage with any media without descending into full-on fandom-style shipping at the expense of the themes, characterization, non-romantic relationships, and general content of the work. You might need to take a step back from shipping and maybe fandom in general. (Also to the people in the notes of this post who are acting like I said shipping in general is terrible: What this post is saying is that if you interact with all media exclusively through a shipping lens you miss a lot of stuff. I’m not saying don’t ship things, I’m saying use your critical thinking skills.)

“There’s more to media than romantic relationships” should not be a take which causes so much anger, and yet

I would extend this beyond shipping.

If you can’t engage with a villain without headcanoning redemption arcs

If you can’t see an older male character interact with younger characters without turning them into a dad

If you can’t see a group of friends without turning them into Found Family trope

If you cannot engage with media without defaulting to fandom tropes and memes, then you should take a step back from fandom.

Not even saying this in a “touch grass” kind of way (okay maybe a lil…). I’d say the same thing to people who’s literary analysis always relies on Jungian Archetypes, or who need to find a class analysis for every story.

Anytime you find yourself interacting with every story through the same lens, you need to refocus. Because that’s how you misinterpret stories.

slutdge:

shittymoviedetails:

Please stop

arirna:

necarion:

lynati:

themoonmothwrites:

My 4yo: *points to the label on my tea bag* what does that say?

Me: it says “over 300 years of experience”. It means the people at twinings have been making tea for 300 hundred years.

Her: *dramatic gasp* they haven’t even died?!

Me: *whispering* tea vampires…

Immortalitea.

You may live forever, but there is a steep cost.

math-memes:

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